Weekly Rassling Rundown (09 – 11 Apr): The WrestleMania Hangover

Welcome to this week’s Weekly Rassling Rundown. Let’s dive into this week’s WWE Raw, SmackDown, and NXT shows!

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Welcome everyone, to Monday Night RAW!
  • Ronda Rousey didn’t have the greatest WrestleMania debut. That honour went to Fandango.
  • Forget Paul Heyman, Stephanie McMahon should be managing Ronda. I love how she pronounces her name.
  • Thanks to the post-WrestleMania Raw crowd for bringing back the “Shut The F*ck Up” chant.
  • Ronda needs to be a straight up badass and stop acting all humble and giddy every time she comes out.
  • I’m glad the announcers informed us this crazy international crowd will “boo those they normally cheer, and cheer those they normally boo”. I’d be really confused as to why Roman Reigns was still getting booed by the WWE universe who totally love him.
  • I’m looking forward to seeing the SuperStar Shake-Up next week. From the sounds of it, tag teams might be getting split up too.
  • WWE’s costume designer really needs to give Nia Jax something more flattering to wear.
  • Thanks for confirming Nia’s the bully, Alexa Bliss. I just assumed you were when you kept calling her fat.
  • Congratulations to Ember Moon for moving up to Raw. I’ll now shed tears for the NXT Women’s Division.
  • Coach’s comment that it’s “hard to debut on the night after WrestleMania” made no sense at all. It’s the best night of the year since all the fans in the audience are the most hardcore ones. Thanks Corey Graves for saying what we were all thinking.
  • Coach continues to make himself to stupid by saying there’s a lot of pressure on a NXT wrestler being promoted to the main roster because of the crowd. Most likely, this is the same crowd who watched them perform at Takeover.
  • Michael Cole tells us Ember calls her finisher the Eclipse. Thanks for telling us something we already knew.
  • Braun Strowman and Nicholas hand over the Raw Tag Team Titles, continuing to crap all over the division. At least Nicholas was funny in the segment, so it wasn’t entirely frustrating to watch.
  • Good to see No Way Jose on the main roster.
  • I was hopeful to see Revival capture the Raw Tag Team championship, but knowing they’re going to face Matt Hardy and Bray Wyatt shattered my hopes… like a machine… a Shatter Machine. Sorry, bad pun was bad.
  • Here’s a new drinking game for everyone watching: take a shot every time the crowd informs a wrestler “They Deserve It”.
  • “Burn It Down” is still the weirdest chant to hear at a wrestling event… and the most concerning.
  • Apparently, Seth Rollins is only entitled to the middle name of “Freakin’” when he wins a title.
  • At the rate everyone is winning titles, the entire roster will be grand slam champions.
  • The Miz is probably the only person to use his baby daughter to gain heat from the crowd.
  • Jeff Hardy gets done for a DIY, is rewarded by being put in the main event of Raw.
  • How is the Sasha Banks/Bayley friendship saga STILL going?!
  • It sucks to see Paige retire from in-ring competition, especially after the neck injury and real-life drama she went through.
  • Coach tries to be smart by telling Corey the chant the crowd are doing is in the form of a “soccer chant” from England. Corey’s response? “Since you’re so educated Coach, I thought you’d know it’s called a FOOTBALL game in the UK.”
  • Seriously, Elias is so good on the microphone. He has full continue of the crowd which is rare to see these days.
  • Holy sh*t Bobby Lashley’s back! Looks like we know who’s dethroning Brock Lesnar.
  • Seriously, who does Kurt Angle keep talking to on the phone?
  • “I hear TNA is hiring”. Wow, Kurt’s sick burn to Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn earned a “Holy Sh*t” chant from the crowd. Seriously though, that was brilliant!
  • Cole has to tell us which one is Akam and which one is Rezar of the Authors of Pain, despite their names being on their vests. Good to see the two up on the main roster. Let’s hope they don’t receive the “Ascension” treatment.
  • Looks like Paul Ellering has been dumped by Authors of Pain.
  • I wish the news articles said Brock “resigns” and not “re-signs”.
  • Roman’s only getting booed by this post-Wrestlemania crowd due to his man-bun… which means they’d be cheering it if this wasn’t the Raw after Mania.
  • It’s awesome to see Samoa Joe back, and back on the microphone.
  • Bray Wyatt has been regulated to teaming and laughing with Matt Hardy.
  • Hearing “TNA” chants from the crowd made the Zayn/Owens match even better. It’ll be interested to see what happens now the two are off both Raw and SmackDown.
  • Finn Balor and Seth Rollins reactions to Jeff, Matt, and Bray’s interaction was priceless.
  • This might be the first Raw main event after WrestleMania the crowd hasn’t shat all over.


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Welcome to SmackDown – The Land of Opportunity!
  • I’m not sure why crowd are thanking Shane McMahon for WrestleMania. Besides jumping off things and getting coffee for WWE executives, he doesn’t do anything backstage.
  • Really good to see Paige being made Smackdown’s new General Manager. Does this mean Paige and AJ Styles will now be fighting over the house that is SmackDown?
  • Pretty good match from Usos & New Day as usual. It would’ve sucked to see Usos lose their guaranteed Smackdown tag team title rematch.
  • Yay! Harper gets to keep his new wolf skull mask!
  • Natalya thinks Naomi winning the WrestleMania Women’s Battle Royal win was the biggest disappointment of WrestleMania. I can name a dozen things more disappointing than that.
  • Tom Philips managed to say AJ Styles vs Shinsuke Nakamura lived to the hype and delivered an excellent match with a straight face.
  • “Sorry, no speak Engrish.” Heel Nakamura is going to be so good.
  • The Iconic Duo IIconics are on Smackdown! The crowd was solidly behind them all throughout their promo and beatdown of Charlotte.
  • The cash-in by Carmella was good, but it would’ve been better to see it happen at WrestleMania.
  • Why is another former champion having to fight for their entitled rematch?
  • Pointless triple threat match between Randy Orton, Bobby Roode, and Rusev. Now we get to see the same, boring, crappy feud between Orton and Jinder Mahal all over again.
  • If Daniel Bryan’s safe style of wrestling is to stick to a mat-based technical style of wrestling, then I approve.
  • Byron Saxton seems to think a wrestler who takes a few years off from completing will completely forget everything they know about wrestling.
  • Good call to have Nakamura interfere and ruin the AJ/Daniel match. The crowd really don’t like him and right now he’s getting perfect heel heat. Let’s hope it continues in the weeks to come.
  • Since Asuka didn’t appear after her loss at WrestleMania, will John Cena start coming out to call her a chicken for hiding like how he did with Undertaker?


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Meanwhile, at NXT…
  • Recap show is recap show.
  • The crowd reaction to Lacey Evans was quieter than pre-L.I.J. Tetsuya Naito.
  • Looks like Paul Ellering’s officially done as Authors of Pain’s manager. It’s probably a good thing to do honestly. The two don’t need him now and they should be fine on the main roster. This leaves the door open for Ellreing to manage a new team or a new wrestler in NXT.
  • Shayna’s post-match interview at Takeover was sloppy. With the loss of Ember Moon and the IIconics, it’s going to be a long time before the NXT Women’s Division returns to glory.
  • Good to see War Machine Raiders finally make their debut. They’ll be a good replacement for the Authors of Pain. Not sure on the name though. They should’ve stuck with War Machine. War Raiders doesn’t roll off the tongue very well.

That’s all for this edition of WRR! Let me know when you thought of this week’s shows. Feedback is welcomed too! See you next week!

Weekly Rassling Rundown 02 – 04 Apr

Welcome to this week’s Weekly Rassling Rundown. This week is up earlier than usual due to it being WrestleMania weekend! Let’s dive into this week’s WWE Raw, SmackDown, and NXT shows!

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Welcome everyone, to Monday Night RAW!
  • We kick off the final Raw before WrestleMania with… a social media Q&A.
  • First Ronda Rousey stole Roddy Piper’s nickname, now she’s stolen both Mickie James’ hair and Bayley’s kid-hugging gimmick.
  • You’ve been in the WWE for about a month now Ronda. It’s time to stop acting surprised whenever you hear people mildly chant your name.
  • Ronda doesn’t know how Q&A works. She wants an answer to her question that she asked in the middle of Triple H asking his question to Kurt Angle.
  • “We all know how you handle losses,” Stephanie McMahon said to Ronda. BURN!!!
  • I get Ronda’s meant to be a strong female athlete, but it looks unbelievable when Triple H easily allows her to overpower him repeatedly.
  • Not sure what move Stephanie used to put Ronda carefully through the table. Could someone please judo-splain it to me?
  • Also, that was the worst Q&A segment I’ve ever seen in my life.
  • The Fabulous Moolah Memorial WrestleMania Women’s Battle Royal trophy looks bad.
  • It’ll be good to final see cry-baby Bayley wrestle mean Sasha Banks. Hopefully we get another classic from them that mirrors the matches they had in NXT.
  • Congrats to Miz and Maryse on the birth of their daughter, Monroe Sky.
  • Here’s a drinking game for everyone – take a shot when the “WrestleMania is free for new WWE Network subscribers” crawler appears.
  • Miz is happy to be pooped and peed on by someone he loves.
  • Great match between Seth Rollins & Finn Balor. The crowd was into it from start to finish. I really can’t wait to see them clash at WrestleMania with Miz in the middle of it.
  • After allowing Brock Lesnar to beat the hell out of Roman Reigns two weeks in a row, NOW Kurt Angle is concerned about protecting Raw’s WrestleMania main event!
  • Braun Strowman dressing up as his twin brother “Brains” Strowman was… Brilliant.
  • Matt Hardy now gets to bury Goldust! Wonderful!
  • Mickie James is making fun of Nia Jax’s weight, even though SHE was the target of bullying in a similar storyline many years ago. Shame on you, Piggie James. Shame on you!
  • Why does John Cena think there’s no more time left for Undertaker to respond? Did Cena forget he has free-agency privileges to abuse? He could easily call him out over on SmackDown.
  • Cena says he’ll be going to WrestleMania as a fan. I think it’s too late for him to get a good ticket.
  • Wait, Cena doesn’t want in on any of the other WrestleMania matches because he doesn’t want to take the spot away from a full-time wrestler? Are you F#$%ing kidding me?! From January he’s been asserting himself into matches by burying full-time wrestlers and taking THEIR spots! This whole angle has been stupid from start to finish and I can’t wait for it to God damn finally end after WrestleMania.
  • Cena tries once more to get the crowd to summon Undertaker. It takes him three attempts to finally get them to chant “Undertaker” instead of them just cheering and clapping.
  • “There’s your big break,” Braun said to Curt Hawkins after throwing him through a wall. 80’s action star – this is Braun’s gimmick now.
  • What did Asuka do to be teamed up with Dana Brooke?
  • Dana seems to be happy teaming with Asuka despite being choked out several times by her. The Empress of Amnesia’s streak continues.
  • If Asuka loses the tag team match her undefeated streak is over? Fair enough if she takes the pin, but not if she doesn’t take the pin. She’s lost a few matches in NXT because her partner got pinned, but her streak doesn’t break because of that. Hell, she even got eliminated in a battle royal in NXT and that didn’t break the streak either!
  • Good to see the Raw Tag Team Division was finally put to good use by standing in the middle of the ramp to stop Roman from getting to Brock.
  • Thanks to Paul Heyman, we now have the ending of Brock vs. Roman spoiled for us.
  • Good closing segment between Roman and Brock. I can’t wait to see them collide in the ring at WrestleMania.
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Welcome to SmackDown – The Land of Opportunity!
  • Thank you, WWE, for acknowledging Shane McMahon’s diverticulitis wasn’t caused by Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn’s attack. Shane McMahon claims Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn gave him diverticulitis.
  • Shane also confirmed we’re in Nashville.
  • Raw’s drinking game continues SmackDown!
  • For the past six months or so, Daniel Bryan has been coming out protecting Owens and Zayn from Shane’s blind hatred towards them. Shane was making unfair decisions and screwing the two over repeatedly, so Daniel would step in and fix the situation. Daniel has been doing his job correctly making sure everything was fair and equal for everyone. It looked like Shane was headed towards a much-needed heel turn, or Daniel was going to turn heel by saying him, Owens, and Zayn were working together all along. This entire storyline was immediately undone when Daniel told Shane, “you were right from the beginning”, and they instantly buried the hatchet. Thank you, WWE, for ruining one of the best storylines you had going and for wasting the time everyone invested into this.
  • Also, wasn’t Shane on indefinite leave?
  • Daniel says the crowd wants to see him and Shane hug out their differences. I’m more inclined to say they wanted to see the two fight.
  • Charlotte Flair and Natalya Neidhart have a good match only to be interrupted by a failed Carmella cash in. SmackDown, the land of Déjà vu!
  • Asuka vs Charlotte, another WrestleMania match which sells itself. No hype or fancy promos needed.
  • I’m extremely disappointed Jeff Jarrett didn’t sing in a Nashville bar.
  • Please let Rusev win the US Championship at WrestleMania. At this point he’s the only good thing about this match.
  • Why did Bobby Roode interfere and save Randy Orton? This isn’t AJ Style vs. Shinsuke Nakamura. You don’t have to protect anyone. Unless it’s Rusev.
  • Even though Orton and Roode are having the intense stare down in the middle of the ring, the crowd’s still chanting Rusev Day.
  • If you’ve been playing the drinking you, you still need to take a shot for New Day plugging the WWE Network.
  • The Bludgeon Brothers save us from that sh*tty tag team promo by striking the camera with their hammers and summoning Baron Corbin.
  • Hey look, they gave us J.O.B Squad 2.0 vs J.O.B Squad 3.0!
  • Holy crap, I forgot Epico and/or Primo is employed by WWE!
  • Great promo from Owens and Zayn. I’ve been reading about how the two have been interrupting live events, so it was great to see it happen on the SmackDown before WrestleMania. Zayn’s heel microphone work is always fantastic and keeps getting better.
  • Shane talks about how much he can’t wait to get rid of Owens and Zayn, but what’s stopping them from going to Raw? Dumb move, Shane, especially when you have the draft coming up.
  • Nakamura psyches out Styles last week, so Styles psyches out Nakamura this week. That’s it. Nothing more needed. Can it be WrestleMania now, please?


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Meanwhile, at NXT…
  • Poor Bobby Fish. It sucks to see him get injured.
  • The Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic finals between Authors of Pain vs. Roderick Strong & Pete Dunne gets interrupted by Undisputed Era, so now we’ll get a Triple Threat Match where the winners get both the NXT Tag Team Championship and the trophy. If Undisputed Era win, that’s kinda not fair to the other two teams. On the other hand, we get to see Adam Cole wrestle twice.
  • That was a good hype video for the North American Championship match.
  • That was an even better video package for Ciampa/Gargano match!
  • Vanessa Borne’s theme doesn’t suit her at all. It was kind of sad (and funny) how the crowd looked on in anticipation like, “Oh wow, a new wrestler? I wonder who it’s gonna… Oh never mind.”
  • Lacey Evans says Nikki Cross can’t do a proper interview? I’d take Nikki’s rambling over Lacey’s boring promos any day.
  • Wait, William Regal gave Kyle O’Reilly the option to defend the NXT Tag Team Titles solo? That means Braun DOESN’T need a partner at WrestleMania!
  • Ember Moon talks about how Shayna Baszler walks around expecting everything to be handed to her, yet Ember’s the reason why Baszler was handed two NXT Women’s Championship opportunities!
  • Boo! Don’t end the show with a stare down between the six wrestlers involved in the North American Championship match! Let them brawl!

That’s all for this edition of WRR! Let me know when you thought of this week’s shows. Feedback is welcomed too! Thanks for reading and I’ll see you all in a few days for my reviews of NXT Takeover: New Orleans and WrestleMania!

Weekly Rassling Rundown 26 – 28 Mar

Welcome to this week’s Weekly Rassling Rundown. Let’s dive into this week’s WWE Raw, SmackDown, and NXT shows!

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Welcome everyone, to Monday Night RAW!
  • Brock Lesnar shows up on Raw two weeks in a row! That’s gotta be a new record for him.
  • We’re told Brock will be facing “the same Roman Reigns he beat up last week”. Is there a second Roman Reigns we didn’t know about?
  • Corey Graves says Brock’s attack on Roman was calculated. The Coach replies with, “You called it calculated, I call it perfect timing”. Coach, that’s exactly what a calculated attack means. You really are getting more stupid by the week, aren’t you?
  • Paul Heyman says Roman isn’t man enough to take another beating from Brock. Roman proves him wrong by doing this.
  • For a second week in a row, Brock can beatdown his opponent without any punishment or without anyone coming out to stop him. Listen up Kurt Angle, you need to protect Raw’s main event at WrestleMania. Even Shinsuke Nakamura and AJ Styles are looking after themselves on SmackDown!
  • I thought Nia Jax calling Alexa Bliss, a “little Bliss” was a clever way for her to get around the censors… Until she flat-out called her a “little bitch” which went uncensored anyway.
  • *Yawn* More recaps of Ronda
  • Stephanie McMahon is terrifyingly strong. Nice training montage on her part though if she really wanted to prove us she’s serious, she should’ve replicated the training montage her father did when he was training to fight Steve Austin back in the Attitude Era.
  • Stephanie & Triple H’s video package was much better than Angle & Ronda’s. Then again, if you’re the boss you only settle for the best.
  • Good to see the Cruiserweights back on Raw. I think the match between Cedric Alexander and Mustafa Ali will be great at WrestleMania.
  • “Cruiserweights have a tendency to steal the show,” Michael Cole said mere seconds before Raw cut to a commercial.
  • This week Raw was live from Cleveland, Ohio which is where The Miz lives. They obviously love their homeboy and showed this by chanting “Welcome Home”. How does The Miz respond? “I live in LA.” Cue immediate boos and jeers. This is why the Miz is awesome.
  • MizTV this week was perfect from start to finish. I honestly thought Curtis Axel and Bo Dallas were going to turn on The Miz. It felt like Miz was going to lose almost everything going into WrestleMania. Well done to the Miztourage for fooling everyone with their great acting, though it’s a shame we won’t get to see a “wrestling legacy tag team” in Curtis & Bo moving forward.
  • That was a nice, old school promo from Kane.
  • A “newcomer” called Jamie Frost talks about how she’s going to destroy Asuka. She then proceeds to get knocked out within five seconds by the Empress of Tomorrow. This is how they should’ve been building Asuka’s main roster run from the start.
  • Great, an unwanted recap of the unwanted Ultimate Deletion match.
  • Thankfully, Matt Hardy will be on the ARMBAR at WrestleMania.
  • “That was… OBNOXIOUS!” Well done Michael Cole for saying what I’ve been thinking (and hopefully a lot more people out there).
  • We’re constantly being told whoever wins the ARMBAR at WrestleMania goes on to “launch a successful career.” Cesaro won the first four years ago, and it took just as long for his success to kick off. Big Show won the second, but his career was always successful at this point. Baron Corbin and Mojo Rawley won the following two and… Yeah it doesn’t look good for this year’s winner. Prove me wrong guys! Prove me wrong…
  • Sasha Banks responses to Bayley’s text message by approaching her and telling her she got her text. You could’ve saved yourself a lot of time and just texted her back, Sasha.
  • “I can’t beat you?” a confused Sasha asked Bayley. That’s correct Sasha. It’s been proven you can’t beat her multiple times.
  • Damn, that was a brutal locker room brawl between Sasha and Bayley. I’m glad the referees broke them up instead of stopping Brock’s beatdown of Roman earlier.
  • While I’m happy for Braun to be getting a match at WrestleMania and potentially holding championship gold, I’m a bit annoyed about the situation with the Raw Tag Team Championship. It would’ve been better for the titles to be contested between two established tag teams. Isn’t that what the Tag Team Championship is about?
  • Ronda isn’t the baddest woman on the planet, Kurt. The honour should be going to either Holly Holm or Amanda Nunes.
  • Wow, Ronda’s makeup makes her look like she’s possessed by a conjunctivitis demon.
  • Why is Ronda still looking nervous when she comes out? She should be used to the crowd sizes, especially during her UFC days. If she’s this nervous on Raw, she’ll sh*t herself when she wrestles her first match at WrestleMania.
  • Ronda says Stephanie is tough but “she’s personal trainer tough”. I’m sorry Ronda, but at this stage Stephanie has a lot more wrestling experience than you, therefore making her more “wrestling tough” than you.
  • Paige still thinks the ring is her house. Someone needs to give her a lesson in real estate.
  • Ronda delivered an ugly looking suplex to Mandy Rose. It also looked like Mandy had to tell her what to do. At least that judo hip toss thing looked good. Did I name the move correctly? I guess I’ll wait for Ronda to judo-splain it to me.
  • If Cena wants a path to WrestleMania so badly, why doesn’t he just enter the ARMBAR?
  • I wonder if Luke Gallows’ educated feet went to the same school as Rob Van Dam’s.
  • “Why is John Cena disrespecting the Undertaker?” Even the WWE wants an answer to this.
  • They really need to reposition the Snickers logo when they’re running through the WrestleMania matches. It looks like AJ Styles will now be facing “Snickers Nakamura” instead of Shinsuke.
  • Annoying recap of Cena sh*ting on the Undertaker is annoying.
  • If you’re going to mock the Undertaker’s taunts Cena, you might not want to make it look like you’re constipated.
  • “You only care about yourself,” Cena said, completely forgetting he’s doing this because he’s desperate to secure himself a spot on the WrestleMania card.
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Welcome to SmackDown – The Land of Opportunity!
  • Nice video package of the Sami Zayn/Kevin Owens/Daniel Bryan segment from last week.
  • Randy Orton needs to decide whether he wants to have a shaved head or if he wants to let his hair grow out.
  • Damn it! Sunil’s too injured to wrestle?! This is unacceptable!
  • Rusev is Sunil’s replacement? I’m cool with this.
  • Orton doesn’t want to wrestle because his hoodie vest is still on.
  • Wow, did Tom Phillips really call Rusev, “Rudolph”?
  • Rusev got the pin on Orton?! Happy Rusev Day!
  • Jinder Mahal is apparently going to celebrate his potential US Title win more than his WWE Championship
  • WrestleMania has now officially been renamed RusevMania. Get ready for another t-shirt!
  • Shinsuke Nakamura’s English and promos have gotten so much better. They were good in NXT, but the improvement is great to see.
  • Becky Lynch picks up another win! That means she isn’t winning the Lady’s ARMBAR.
  • Daniel Bryan walks out wearing a cardigan, t-shirt and jeans. It looks like he just woke up very early on a Saturday and stumbled out of his house in the suburbs. He looks down at the Saturday morning newspaper thrown on his front lawn. He wearily walks out to collect it, inadvertently stepping in dog faeces generously left there by his next-door neighbour’s chihuahua. His frustration hits boiling point when he’s drenched by the sprinklers and runs back inside, complaining angrily to Brie Bella as she’s making vegan pancakes for breakfast. …That kinda went a bit too far, didn’t it? The point is, I think the world needs a gritty reboot of Beethoven.
  • Daniel Bryan reminds us we’re in Pittsburgh.
  • The crowd blending “You still got it” and “Daniel Bryan” chants made it sound like they were chanting “You Daniel Bryan”.
  • It’s ok Daniel, you can say ass. You can even say bitch or bastard. You just can’t say sh*t and F#$% on a PG show.
  • Cena’s being a very bad role model to everyone in the locker room. Now Shelton Benjamin & Chad Gable are crying about not having a match at WrestleMania so now they’re going to do whatever they need to do to get on it. Guys, it’s called the ARMBAR. Go sign up for it.
  • New Day, it’s not a good idea for you to be teasing the Bludgeon Brothers after what they did to you. It’s also annoying to see New Day reverting back to their joking ways to address the vicious beatdown they suffered at the hands of Harper and Rowan.
  • Apparently, Shane McMahon suffered diverticulitis and has a hernia from the beatdown he received from Owens and Zayn. WWE really need to start consulting a medical expert for their storylines.
  • Fandango got a good cardio work out.
  • The crowd doesn’t know if they should be booing Nakamura or Styles.
  • Great segment between Nakamura and Styles. Again, Nakamura’s microphone skills have vastly improved and him teasing the Kinshasa was fantastic.
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Meanwhile, at NXT…
  • Unsanctioned match between Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa at NXT Takeover? #sploosh
  • It’s good to see a second championship be brought in for NXT. As for calling it the “North American Championship”, I’m not 100% sure on the name, especially when you’re trying to put it on the same level as the UK Championship and say the title represents North America. Then again, the UK Championship won’t be used as a fill-in title, especially with rumours flying around the WWE UK show might finally be going head.
  • Mauro Ranallo doesn’t know what EC3 stands for. If he watched TNA, he’d known it stands for Ethan Carter III. Hell, even I knew what he stands for and I never watched TNA.
  • I don’t know what pissed me off more: TM61 trying get over in a backstage interview only to be interrupted by a fight between Shayna Baszler and Ember Moon, or Shayna Baszler being on my TV. There’s seriously too much focus on this match.
  • You only have yourself to blame for your loss, Montez Ford. Even Paul Ellering warned you not to go after him.
  • “You look well,” Velveteen Dream said to William Regal. “I know,” Mr Regal replied.
  • After watching many episodes of old school WWF, I’m convinced Lars Sullivan is Psycho Sid.
  • Andrade “Cien” Almas attacked Aleister Black so bad he tore his clothes apart.
  • NXT officials came out to stop Almas AFTER he attempts to drown him in an ice box full of water. What happened to that awesome security team last week?
  • I’m a bit annoyed at how Pete Dunne and Roderick Strong have gone through to the finals of the Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic. It looks like they’ll be winning the tournament and will face off against Undisputed Era at Takeover. The tournament should be used to honour the memory of Dusty Rhodes, and not be used to progress the storyline of what will be a quick and forgettable feud.

That’s all for this edition of WRR! Let me know when you thought of this week’s shows. Feedback is welcomed too! Thanks for reading and I’ll see you next week!

Weekly Rassling Rundown 19 – 21 Mar

Welcome to this week’s Weekly Rassling Rundown. Let’s dive into this week’s WWE Raw, SmackDown, and NXT shows!

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Welcome everyone, to Monday Night RAW!


  • For some reason, Kurt Angle doesn’t know what to do about Braun Strowman illegally entering and illegally winning a Tag Team Battle Royale. It’s simple – REDO THE MATCH!!!
  • Roman Reigns breaking his suspense wasn’t surprising, the fact WWE allowed him to have a live microphone was.
  • Angle might need to have his neck medically examined. It was getting redder the more he talked, and his veins tripled in size as well. That’s not a good sign…
  • Three US Marshalls were beat up by Reigns while he was handcuffed. Either Reigns is overpowered, or US Marshalls are terrible at law enforcement.
  • Brock Lesnar finally appearing on Raw to beat down on a handcuffed Roman Reigns was great. Brock was hated and Roman gained a lot of support from the crowd… Until they were highjacked by moronic fans chanting “You Deserve It”.
  • Speaking of Lesnar’s beatdown of Reigns, why didn’t the locker room come out to stop Brock like they always do in these situations? It would’ve been great to see the entire WWE Raw roster come out to support Reigns.
  • Why did I assume Braun Strowman was going to appear when Reigns was being loaded into the ambulance?
  • For some reason, Mickie James now looks like she’s part of the cast of Desperate Housewives of New Jersey.
  • I don’t understand why Alexa Bliss thinks talking sh*t about Nia Jax while standing in the middle of the ring is a smart idea, especially when she knows Nia will be coming for her.
  • Asuka definitely picked the correct person to face at WrestleMania. Her match against Bliss was average at best.
  • Did Nia have to slow down to allow Alexa to get away from her? Damn, looks really can be deceiving.
  • Alexa Bliss vs. Nia Jax at WrestleMania was predictable. Hopefully Nia gets the win. After these past few weeks she really deserves it.
  • Kurt Angle has allowed Braun Strowman to pick a partner in his match against The Bar at WrestleMania. Again, why was Braun allowed to win a match he didn’t have a right to be in?
  • Matt Hardy’s kids seem just as uninterested in the Ultimate Deletion Match as I am.
  • Within a week Coach has gone from being the most logical member on the commentary team to being stupid almost on a Bryon Saxton level.
  • The Revival’s plan to prove how good of a tag team they are is to downgrade themselves to the WrestleMania preshow and be forgotten in the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal (AKA the ARMBAR).
  • Great to see Mark Henry being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. I hope the hand he fathered with Mae Young gets to induct him.
  • The dragging out of the Sasha/Bayley saga continues with the two teaming up. Sasha Banks clearly explains the “every woman for herself” scenarios her and Bayley have been, yet Bayley still doesn’t understand why Sasha keeps turning on her during the matches. Though Sasha is meant to be coming off as the mean friend, this feud is making Bayley look like a bigger moron than usual.
  • John Cena continuing to bash Undertaker for “being embarrassed” about his WrestleMania loss and for being a coward is already getting old.
  • The crowd chants “Undertaker” when Cena asks them if they want to see him. This is apparently enough proof for Cena to prove people want to see the Deadman wrestle. To be fair, they’d be chanting for Stone Cold Steve Austin if Cena asked them if they want to see him wrestle again. Or the Rock. Or Mankind. Shawn Michaels…
  • Why is Cena trying to make Undertaker look like the bad guy by saying he’s disrespecting people by not giving us an answer? Isn’t it disrespectful (and egotistical) to try and get a 53-year-old man, who’s suffering from many injuries, to come out of retirement for one night?
  • Thank you Kane for choke slamming Cena! Also Cena, if you want Kane to give you an answer from the Undertaker, you shouldn’t move the microphone away from him.
  • For some reason, The Miz broke kayfabe and asked the crowd if he’s a heel.
  • Miz referred to Finn Balor as “Prince Nevitt” instead of his old wrestling name “Prince Devitt”. Devitt also happens to be Finn’s real surname. Maybe Miz has Neville on the mind.
  • Balor flexed. I splooshed.
  • Balor picking up two victories two weeks in a row means he’ll be losing at WrestleMania.
  • The package they played telling us about Ronda Rousey’s history reminded me a lot about the video packages NXT ran for Roderick Strong – two wrestlers with no gimmick who are struggling to get over with the WWE audience. Wait, that’s mean for Strong. I should’ve said one talented wrestler (Strong) and one potential dud of a wrestler (Rousey). There, all fixed.
  • All I took away from that Ronda video package was the fact she cried about losing two matches in UFC and couldn’t handle the losses, so she jumped ship to WWE. Great role model for young women and girls everywhere. If at first you don’t succeed, give up and try somewhere else.
  • You just know the Ultimate Deletion match is going to be horrible when Michael Cole issues an apology to the WWE fans for what they’re about to watch.
  • The Ultimate Deletion Match is just a “Falls Count Anywhere” Match held at Matt Hardy’s house filmed in the middle of the night. There was background music playing and the match resembled more of a bad Hollywood action movie than an actual wrestling match. It was terrible. I hated it. I seriously don’t understand why people like this Woken/Broken gimmick. Someone please, explain it to me.
  • Bray Wyatt has now been ultimately buried… I mean “deleted”. What the hell did that guy do to deserve this? At least the rest of the Wyatt Family are doing well. Three out of four ain’t bad, I suppose.
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  • I’ve got mixed feelings about Daniel Bryan returning to the ring. While it’s good to see him wrestle again, I fear his popularity is going to hurt the pushes and popularity of other wrestlers. I might expand on this later in a separate post.
  • Daniel thanks the WWE medical staff. That’s something you’ll never see CM Punk do.
  • Another good match between Rusev and Shinsuke Nakamura. AJ Styles taking his time to help him was good as well.
  • Natalya Neidhart tells Charlotte Flair she senses the SmackDown Women’s Champion’s fear of losing to Asuka. Natalya’s mutant power confirmed.
  • I seriously love the backstage taunting between Nakamura and Styles. WWE know they don’t have to do much to build their match at WrestleMania and it’s working well.
  • When I looked at Baron Corbin’s opponent in the ring I thought “Hmm, looks like they’re using a local wrestler to job to Baron”. It was actually Tye Dillinger. Remember when he was just more than enhancement talent when he was in NXT?
  • That was an ugly botch of Corbin’s End of Days finisher…
  • Pretty good match between Natalya and Charlotte. Charlotte taking the loss from Carmella’s Money in the Bank cash in attempt was a nice touch. Maybe Natalya was right – Charlotte is afraid of her WrestleMania match against Asuka.
  • Jesus Christ, Rowan’s steampunk sheep mask is terrifying.
  • Randy Orton will now defend the WWE US Title in a Triple Threat Match at WrestleMania against Jinder Mahal and Bobby Roode. Called it.
  • Glad to see Becky Lynch finally picking up a win instead of losing!
  • Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens are now best friends again, even after Zayn and Owens turned on each other to try and win the WWE Championship. They understood it was “every man for himself”. Take note, Bayley.
  • Zayn and Owens getting fired by Bryan and their vicious beatdown of him was fantastic. All three men were great together and everything felt emotional. However, where the HELL was security? How were Owens and Zayn, two employees who were just fired, allowed to beat up their former boss without any interference? Not even the roster came out to stop them from beating down someone who was just medically cleared after two years of being benched!
  • Between Raw and SmackDown, the EMTs are getting a lot of work.
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Meanwhile, at NXT…


  • These Johnny Gargano signs are getting bigger by the week.
  • That crowd pop when Gargano finally appeared and attacked Tommaso Ciampa was great.
  • Gargano, a former NXT wrestler who was fired, illegally attacks Ciampa, a current NXT wrestler. Security immediately come out and remove Gargano from the building because he has no right to be there. Looks like NXT General Manager William Regal took note from what happened on Raw and SmackDown this week.
  • Tyler Bate not being in the Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic makes me a sad panda. In all seriousness, it sucks to see Bate injured. Hopefully he isn’t out for too long.
  • Why does Roderick Strong think he’s entitled to opportunities when he’s repeatedly lost?
  • Not sure if I like Pete Dunne teaming up Strong. Dunne’s a lone wolf (sorry Corbin) so him teaming with Strong seems a bit off. He’d only have to be in it for the opportunity to capture more gold.
  • Great to see Oney Lorcan complete again. I’ve missed his hard-hitting style.
  • Not only is Shayna Baszler bad at interviews, she’s also bad on commentary.
  • Baszler’s comment that “no one’s tried to stop her” from doing what she wants is technically true – and annoying. Regal told Baszler from the beginning her attitude wouldn’t be tolerated, so why does he allow her to get away with attacking women? Why does he continue to reward her bad behaviour by giving her title shots?
  • Andrade “Cein” Almas angrily told us Aleister Black disrespected him last week. I’m really confused as to why Almas thinks this, considering HE was the one to no-show his contract signing last week.
  • Lars Sullivan is coming back! I can’t wait to hear that theme again!
  • Kassius Ohno and Adam Cole’s match was great from start to finish. I sh*t myself twice when Cole hit his Last Shot neckbreaker to the much heavier Ohno. Cole hitting Ohno with repeated superkicks was a nice way to end the match as well.

That’s all for this edition of WRR! Let me know when you thought of this week’s shows. Feedback is welcomed too! Thanks for reading and I’ll see you next week!

Weekly Rassling Rundown 12 – 15 Mar

Welcome to this week’s Weekly Rassling Rundown. Let’s dive into this week’s WWE Raw, SmackDown, and NXT shows!

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  • Apparently, Stephanie McMahon & Triple H vs. Ronda Rousey & Kurt Angle is a dream match everyone has been waiting for. The only dream match people are waiting for is AJ Styles vs. Shinsuke Nakamura.
  • For the third time in a row, Brock Lesnar hasn’t showed up for work. Even when he isn’t around people still react to him.
  • Roman Reigns’ promo was on point once again and calling Brock “Vince’s boy” was perfect. He’s microphone skills are getting better, and the crowd’s getting behind him very well.
  • Roman confronting Vince McMahon in the production area?! Kayfabe broken!
  • Vince responding to Roman’s comments by suspending him was another great way to gain heat against Brock and support for Roman. I’m really looking forward to seeing Brock no show for a fourth time despite Vince’s promise he’ll be there.
  • Why is Bayley still accompanying Sasha Banks to the ring? It makes no sense especially when Bayley walked away from Sasha twice in two weeks.
  • With every passing week, Mandy Rose is looking more like Trish Stratus.
  • Kid Rock does a few songs for WWE, gets inducted into the Hall of Fame. I now know what I must do to be inducted.
  • Finn Balor and Seth Rollins coming out for an interview in their wrestling attire? They’ll be wrestling later tonight.
  • Miz’s face during Seth and Finn’s argument was gold.
  • The low quality of the Raw Tag Team Division greatly disturbs me.
  • Actually, the misuse of The Club and The Revival greatly disturbs me.
  • John Cena decides to come back to Raw to cry about not going to WrestleMania. Remember when he said he doesn’t abuse his free-agent status? Yeah, me neither…
  • Great, Cena wants to buy a ticket to WrestleMania and be part of the crowd. This tells me two things. One: Vince McMahon won’t give free tickets to his golden boy (sorry Brock). Two: Cena’s not content enough with burying wrestlers so he now wants to bury the fans.
  • Wow… Way to treat Roman like sh*t, Cena, by encouraging the crowd to boo him. Seriously, can this guy’s cry for attention be any more desperate?
  • Cena throwing down a challenge Undertaker is stupid. If Cena wins, he’ll be taking away Roman’s victory against Undertaker from last year’s WrestleMania.
  • In his attempt to draw out the Undertaker, Cena berates him by accusing him of being old, a coward and an egomaniac. Cena’s attempt to call Undertaker out on these grounds and try to have the fans turn against him was pathetic. It’s completely hypocritical for Cena to call Undertaker “an egomaniac” when he has been abusing his power for the last two months to try and secure a WrestleMania match.
  • We get a “special look” at Braun Strowman & Elias’ match from last week. And by “special look”, I mean “a replay”.
  • Braun demands competition and wants a match at WrestleMania. There you go, Cena. Go take on Braun. Problem solved.
  • Seth and Finn had a solid match and the ending was great. No one saw it coming which is why is worked beautifully.
  • Good to see WWE holding a Women’s Battle Royale in honour of Fabulous Moolah – an ancient female wrestler who allegedly pimped out her students and other female talent. Thank God they had common sense to rename it after the huge backlash they received. Pissing off the major sponsor for WrestleMania would cause you to change the name as well, I guess.
  • We get a “special look” at the upcoming Stephanie McMahon & Triple H vs. Ronda Rousey & Kurt Angle match. And by “special look”, I mean “a boring, five-minute video package”.
  • Even Alexa Bliss knows Asuka’s microphone skills aren’t good.
  • Both Alexa Bliss and Mickie James forget they were both beaten by Asuka in the past. Empress of Amnesia confirmed.
  • Asuka picked Charlotte because she wanted a challenge. Ouch Asuka, ouch.
  • The public backstabbing of Nia Jax by Alexa and Mickie was gold. Nia’s reaction and backstage outburst was spot on. Seriously, someone give this woman the Oscar for Best Actress!
  • Poor Bray Wyatt. Of all the people in the Wyatt Family, who would’ve thought it would’ve been Bray’s career going nowhere? And it isn’t his fault! Blame the bad booking for ruining his career and character!
  • After this “Ultimate Deletion Match”, please never let us see Woken and/or Broken Matt Hardy again.
  • “Did I do something wrong?”, Referee who was appointed as the official of the Wyatt/Hardy match next week. Yes, even the referee knows this is going to suck.
  • Braun enters himself in the Tag Team Battle Royale to determine who will face Raw Tag Team Champions, The Bar, at WrestleMania. The referee allows it, and Braun wins. I don’t know why this is allowed, but at least we finally get to see Braun hold a championship.
  • MVP of the night goes to Johnathan Coachman, for answering all of Michael Cole’s stupid questions with basic common sense.
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  • AJ Styles vs. Shinsuke Nakamura hype for WrestleMania… #sploosh
  • AJ Styles comes out to a huge pop. Shinsuke Nakamura comes out to a bigger pop. Leave it to Rusev Day to come back to an even bigger pop.
  • Solid match between AJ and Rusev. Rusev is so underutilised it’s depressing.
  • Nice backstage promo from the survivors of the Bludgeon Brothers’s bludgeoning: Big E and Jimmy and/or Jey Uso. Smart decision to have them team up for revenge.
  • I’m glad to see WWE didn’t have Big E come out to do his usual microphone stuff. Serious Big E is serious Big E.
  • Harper & Rowan have hammers. Big E and Jimmy and/or Jey have chairs. All we need are some ladders and tables, and we got ourselves a great WrestleMania match!
  • Sami Zayn’s character and microphone work over the last few months has been great. I really hope he continues his streak once this Kevin Owens/Shane McMahon feud is done.
  • Really nice promo between Charlotte Flair and Asuka. You can tell both women are legitimately excited to be facing one another at WrestleMania. The excitement from the crowd was there throughout the entire segment… And was promptly killed by Randy Orton coming out randomly.
  • Thanks for showing the world you can’t hold the WWE US Title correctly, Orton.
  • Bobby Roode is going to retain the WWE US Title. I believe the word you were looking for there, Mr Roode, was “regain”.
  • The crowd show their support for Bobby Roode, (a Canadian wrestler), by chanting “USA” as he wrestles against Jinder Mahal (a Canadian wrestler of Indian descent billed from India).
  • Corey Graves really hates Byron Saxton. I honestly think there might be legit beef between the two backstage. There’s no way the two can be acting this well.
  • What’s the bet ever female wrestler who tweeted about the Horrendous Moolah promptly deleted them after SmackDown?
  • Shane McMahon comes out to remind us we’re in Indianapolis this week.
  • Shane informs everyone he’ll be taking an indefinite leave from the WWE. I’d be excited about that news, but if I’ve learned anything from watching WWE for years it’s that he’ll be back in two weeks.
  • Shane gives us a nice parting gift by booking Sami Zayn vs. Kevin Owens at WrestleMania. Yes, the two people he hates are freely given a match at WrestleMania. Take note, Cena.
  • The Owens and Zayn beatdown of Shane was great.
  • “You’re being very mean right now!” SmackDown Fan, 2018.
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Meanwhile, at NXT…
  • Sanity beating Tino Sabbatelli & Riddick Moss was predictable. Also, why are Tino & Moss teaming again? I thought they didn’t like each other.
  • For a second week in a row, Tommaso Ciampa’s heat was nuclear. The crowd are strongly against Ciampa and he’s got them eating out of the palm of his hand without uttering a single word.
  • Why is Shayna Baszler continuing to come out each week to beat up wrestlers? Why is she being rewarded for this by getting another shot at the NXT Women’s Championship?
  • Not only does Baszler no-sell a very hard punch to the face from Ember Moon, she botches selling Ember’s finisher. If Baszler becomes the NXT Women’s Champion at TakeOver: New Orleans, you can kiss the NXT Women’s Division goodbye.
  • Street Profits vs. Heavy Machinery was a bit fun. Didn’t think Street Profits would get the win here.
  • Pete Dunne vs. Adam Cole was good, but not as good as the crowd thought it was. A few cool moves shouldn’t get fans automatically chanting “This Is Awesome” and “Fight Forever”.
  • The contract signing for Aleister Black vs. Andrade “Cien” Almas was disappointing. No NXT Champion and the focus went from Black vs. Almas to Zelina Vega vs. Candice LeRae.
  • For the first time in a while, this week’s NXT wasn’t the show of the week. I’m sure things will pick up steam in the weeks to come

That’s all for this edition of WRR! Let me know when you thought of this week’s shows. Feedback is welcomed too! Thanks for reading and I’ll see you next week!

Weekly Rassling Rundown 05 – 07 Mar

Welcome to this week’s Weekly Rassling Rundown. Let’s dive into this week’s WWE Raw, SmackDown, and NXT shows!

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Welcome everyone, to Monday Night RAW!
  • Stephanie McMahon must’ve read my blog last week when she referenced how much child support Kurt Angle pays.
  • Ronda Rousey wasted five minutes high-fiving every fan at ringside. Even Stephanie called her out for doing it.
  • Ronda still looks like she’s going to burst out crying whenever people chant her name.
  • Ronda can’t do drumrolls. She screwed up her announcement by naming Stephanie as her WrestleMania opponent as soon as the drumroll started.
  • I think everyone saw Triple H & Stephanie McMahon vs. Kurt Angle & Ronda Rousey at WrestleMania coming. It’s a smart move honestly. Ronda’s probably too green to go into a match solo, so Triple H and Kurt Angle will be carrying most of it.
  • Ronda’s only wrestling move at this stage is a Samoan drop, and a bad one at that.
  • I’m really getting annoyed at how WWE are playing interviews in the middle of matches. It’s too distracting.
  • Asuka vs. Nia Jax wasn’t as good as their previously encounters, though I thought the finish was good.
  • It’s a shame the Revival aren’t facing The Bar at WrestleMania. Their match on Raw should’ve served as a teaser for things to come.
  • John Cena has a shot at the WWE Championship which is a SmackDown title. This shot takes place on Fastlane, which is a SmackDown PPV. It’s totally logical for him to be on RAW INSTEAD OF BEING ON SMACKDOWN!
  • Cena stated he “doesn’t take his free-agent status for granted”, yet he comes to Raw to promote his SmackDown PPV match…
  • The reason why Cena came to Raw was to talk sh*t to his opponents who are on SmackDown, proving to everyone Cena is a coward who abuses his power.
  • Cena implied him being in a triple threat match against AJ Styles and Shinsuke Nakamura would be more epic than just singles match between AJ and Shinsuke. Seriously, is this guy for real? He said this just moments before he told everyone “I never hold people back” and “I don’t abuse my powers”.
  • Thank you Goldust for trying to save us from Cena’s bullsh*t. I can see him costing Cena the match at Fastlane, leading to a match between Goldust and Cena at WrestleMania.
  • John Cena, the only wrestler I know who can kick out of a low blow. Insert your “he has no balls” joke here.
  • Good to see Hillbilly Jim going into the WWE Hall of Fame! I thought he got inducted years ago.
  • Bayley cried about how Sasha Banks kept turning on her during their matches, despite her informing everyone she knew they were “every woman for herself” scenarios. Stop crying Bayley and get over it! Maybe you should’ve taken advantage of your “friendship” with Sasha Bank, just how Sasha has been taking advantage of it for months.
  • And the Oscar for Best Actress goes to… Nia Jax. Seriously, that was a great segment backstage. Alexa Bliss was great at being that fake, sincere friend and the water works Nia put on was believable. It reminded me a lot of Mark Henry’s awesome fake retirement angle.
  • A recap of the opening segment played, and it featured the drumroll spot Ronda screwed up – but fixed! Seriously! It was correctly edited in the replay! I don’t get the point of it though since everyone witnessed the screw up.
  • By the way, a “recap” shouldn’t be a “replay” of the entire segment.
  • Elias is apparently a one -man orchestra.
  • Braun Strowman is either a psychic or can teleport. I’m going with both.
  • Australia is having a stadium show. Word going around is that it’ll take place in the MCG in Melbourne. If I were an Australian who lives in Melbourne, I’d totally be excited about it. Oh wait… I am… #sploosh
  • Matt Hardy and Bray Wyatt don’t realise the Great War ended in 1918.
  • The Miz proved he can do a drumroll better than Ronda.
  • Whoever put together the Mizzie video packages deserves a raise and an induction into the WWE Hall of Fame. They were gold.
  • Seth Rollins shaving his beard doesn’t make him look like CrossFit Jesus. That makes me a sad panda.
  • “You won’t be competing against Seth Rollins. And you won’t be competing against Finn Balor. But, you will be competing against them in a Triple Threat match.” Kurt Angle, 2018. I seriously think it might be time for you to put down the microphone.
  • Paul Heyman cut a good first promo, then knocked it out of the park with his second. It was interesting to hear Heyman tell everyone “the title is Brock Lesnar’s bitch”. Heyman done his job by getting people to boo Brock, and it showed when Roman Reigns came out to cheers. The build towards Roman vs. Brock is going very well.


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Welcome to SmackDown – The Land of Opportunity!
  • Well, that segment between Charlotte Flair and Ruby Riott was anticlimactic. Thank God the two will have a solid match at Fastlane.
  • Sorry Sunil Singh, but you’re no Samir Singh on the mic.
  • Champ sits at announce table. Wrestlers fight outside the ring. Challenger to the champion’s title throws his opponent into the champ. Classic booking.
  • Jindal Mahal now has four victories over Randy Orton. I wonder who Orton will squash next in retaliation.
  • I can’t wait for see Sami Zayn turn on Kevin Owens at Fastlane. This has been booked so well.
  • Nakamura Day needs to be a thing. On a side note, Shinsuke has a hell of a voice. He needs to do a duet with Braun Strowman. Now THAT would be the ultimate WrestleMania moment.
  • “You can’t just make up your own holiday, bro.” Rusev, 2018.
  • I forgot Carmella won the Women’s Money in the Bank briefcase until she came out with it.
  • We get to see Naomi & Becky Lynch vs. Natalya & Carmella for some reason at Fastlane. Good to see Becky in a PPV match, annoying to see Naomi in a PPV match.
  • Hey look, the camera was set up outside in the perfect position at the perfect time to catch a “random guy” slipping on the snow! Hilarious!
  • AJ Styles agrees with 99.99% of the WWE Universe – John Cena needs to stay the F@#$ out of the AJ Style vs. Shinsuke Nakamura match at WrestleMania.
  • For some unexplained reason, Dolph Ziggler is now a heel.
  • Zayn and Owens interrupt AJ and Ziggler’s match, which leads to Shane McMahon coming out to restart the match as a Fatal 5-Way between the four as well as Baron Corbin. That’s probably the first time Shane actually made the right call.
  • Great Fatal 5-Way match and Zayn stealing the win by turning on Owens during the match was fantastic! My only issue was this isn’t the match on Fastlane, and Cena is going to steal the spotlight from everyone else.


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Meanwhile, at NXT…


  • Authors of Pain vs. TM61 is a good way to kick off the Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic. A shame TM61 didn’t win the match. I picked them to win the tournament.
  • I hope that confrontation between Pete Dunne and Adam Cole leads to them having a match.
  • The lack of Bianca Belair whipping people with her hair disturbs me.
  • Lacey Evans suddenly developed a Southern belle accent. It can’t hide how bad her promo skills are.
  • Speaking of bad promo skills, Shayna Baszler still sucks. They are giving her way too much airtime.
  • They say, “silence is golden”, which is exactly what Tommaso Ciampa’s segment was. It was perfect. The crowd HATE him so much for what he did to Johnny Gargano. Congratulations Ciampa, you’ll be hated by NXT fans for the rest of your life.
  • Ciampa’s new t-shirt is awesome. It’s a shame it’s not for sale because Ciampa refused to have it be sold. Congratulations Ciampa, you’ll be hated by NXT fans for eternity.
  • Pete Dunne will be defending the WWE UK Championship against Adam Cole. #sploosh
  • Aleister Black vs. Killian Dain was solid. I’d like to see them clash in the ring again in the future.
  • Aleister Black vs. Andrade “Cien” Almas for the NXT Championship should be amazing. I can’t wait for that match to happen!

That’s all for this edition of WRR! Let me know when you thought of this week’s shows. Feedback is welcomed too! Thanks for reading and I’ll see you next week!

Weekly Rassling Rundown 26 – 28 Feb

Welcome to this week’s Weekly Rassling Rundown. Let’s dive into this week’s WWE Raw, SmackDown, and NXT shows!

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Welcome everyone, to Monday Night RAW!
  • The heavily edited recap of Ronda Rousey’s WWE signing at Elimination Chamber turned a disaster into something half-decent.
  • Alexa Bliss’ sh*t talking on the microphone never gets old.
  • Not sure why but after teaming up with Alexa last week, Mickie James is now best friends with the Raw Women’s Champion again.
  • Asuka and Alexa’s colour scheme makes them look like a tag team.
  • If people thought Alexa speaking slowly to Asuka so she can understand her was racist, they clearly didn’t see Jinder Mahal’s cringeworthy, blatant racist promos towards Shinsuke Nakamura.
  • Bayley and Sasha Banks come out to save Asuka from a beatdown. Yes, even after being betrayed multiple times by Sasha, Bayley is still her friend. I couldn’t agree more with Johnathan Coachman when he suggested Bayley might have short-term memory loss. It’s the only way to justify Bayley’s stupidity at this point.
  • “Some may say the ladies stole the show (Elimination Chamber) last night!” Michael Cole remarked. No… They didn’t.
  • Bayley hopping off the ring apron to deny Sasha the tag was perfect. The crowd loved it. Even I applauded her. Looks like she might not have short-time memory loss after all.
  • This 6-Women Tag Team Match was a lot better than the 6-Women Elimination Chamber match.
  • Did you know WWE Elimination Chamber had more social media activity than the Winter Olympics Closing Ceremony? Really? That’s amazing. Did you also know that no one cares about the Winter Olympics because it’s not the actual Olympics?
  • “Guys, I’ve never seen John Cena look so distraught in all the years I’ve known him,” Michael Cole said as John Cena happily ran down to the ring like he always does.
  • Cena’s so desperate to get into WrestleMania he wanted to face the Undertaker ten years too late. He then swerves everyone by telling them it isn’t happening. Thank God. Undertaker doesn’t need and shouldn’t have to wrestle anymore. His body can’t take it, plus you’d take away a win that Roman Reigns deserves. Then again Cena loves to outdo everyone, so it makes sense.
  • Cena’s plan to get into WrestleMania basically involves him telling Raw “screw you guys, I’m going over to SmackDown”.
  • Sadly, the between Bray Wyatt and Matt Hardy isn’t over.
  • A second recap of Ronda Rousey’s contract signing played in case you didn’t see it the first time.
  • I loved The Miz’s promo about being told he “might” have a match at WrestleMania. His passion for being Intercontinental Champion and his anger for not being considered for WrestleMania was evident.
  • We get treated to a hell of a match between The Miz and Seth Rollins, then a hell of a match between The Miz and Finn Balor. Looks like a triple threat between the three for the Intercontinental Title at WrestleMania. Should be a hell of a match!
  • Roman Reigns’ promo on Brock Lesnar being a part-timer was great. It was so good the crowd was 100% behind him. This is going to rally everyone behind Roman when he (hopefully) dethrones Brock as champion.
  • Not only do we get The Bar vs Titus Worldwide again, we get to see them in a 2-out-of-3 Falls Match. Thank god The Bar beat them quickly 2-0.
  • As soon as Elias blinded Braun Strowman with a fire extinguisher, why did I immediately assume they’re going to have a Blind Fold Match at WrestleMania?
  • Ronda Rousey contract signing recap played for a THIRD GOD DAMN TIME!!! We get it! She’s in the WWE!
  • Stephanie McMahon said Kurt Angle was suffering from double pneumonia. Yes, double pneumonia. I know she was exaggerating but really?
  • Also, WWE have no problem keeping an employee around with pneumonia but will send anyone home who has viral meningitis.
  • Kurt apologised to Ronda and said he made everything up. Kurt said he’s desperate to keep his job. It must be costing him an arm and a leg to pay back Jason Jordan’s mother for all those years of owed child support.
  • Ronda looked sadder than Bayley.
  • Ronda demanded an apology from Stephanie for slapping her at Elimination Chamber. Ronda also threatened to rip Stephanie’s arm out of its socket if she didn’t get it. I’m not sure if that’s how you want to treat your new boss at your new workplace.
  • Triple H punched Kurt Angle and the segment ended. A very anticlimactic way to send both the segment and Raw.


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Welcome to SmackDown – The Land of Opportunity!
  • The Bludgeon Brothers have merged together to form John Cena. That, or someone is getting fired for accidently making the the Bludgeon Brothers graphic appear when Cena came out.
  • Cena demanded to have a shot at the WWE Championship at Fastlane even though he didn’t come to SmackDown “just for a handout”.
  • Shane McMahon came out to remind us we’re in Los Angeles.
  • Both Shane and Daniel Bryan agree to put the returning Cena in a match against WWE Champion AJ Styles on SmackDown. If Cena wins, he’s in the match. They really don’t want to see AJ Styles vs Shinsuke Nakamura at WrestleMania, do they?
  • Shane argued with Daniel over the fact Kevin Owens is doing commentary during the Baron Corbin/Sami Zayn match. This storyline is dragging out way too long and is starting to get annoying.
  • “Have you watched this match? It’s been awesome,” Daniel told Shane who walked away to get popcorn. I wouldn’t know if this match has been awesome since the cameras repeatedly cut away from the ring to the backstage.
  • Shane was fine with Dolph Ziggler interfering in the match and attacking all three men.
  • “Naomi is one of the most gifted athletes in the WWE,” Tom Phillips said right after Naomi jiggled her butt in Ruby Riott’s face.
  • The backstage segment promoting this “Unsolved” show was bad. Not even the Fashion Files could save it.
  • The fact the Usos have never been on WrestleMania in the past six years is shocking. They have more of a right to complain about not being on WrestleMania than Cena has a right to complain about potentially missing his first WrestleMania in fifteen years.
  • The lack of Shinsuke Nakamura (again) disturbs me.
  • The lack of Rusev Day (AGAIN) disturbs me more.
  • Shinsuke Nakamura vs Aiden English with Rusev in his corner. Seriously, it’s like someone from WWE was reading my blog and didn’t want me to be disturbed anymore.
  • If WWE are really reading this blog, the appearance of John Cena on all future WWE shows, including WrestleMania, disturbs me.
  • AJ and Cena had another good match though this one wasn’t as good as their previous. Cena was sloppy and screwed up some of his moves. But it’s ok, because Cena is now going to have another shot at another major championship!
  • Seriously, how the F@#$ have the Usos never had a WrestleMania match in six years?!


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Meanwhile, at NXT…
  • The recap of Johnny Gargano and Andrade “Cien” Almas was amazing. Hats off to the person who put the package together.
  • Velveteen Dream vs. Tyler Bate was just as good as I thought it would be.
  • I feel like I need to have a cigarette every time Adam Cole (BAY BAY) nails his perfect super kicks. The only other time I feel like I need to have a cigarette when watching wrestling is when Finn Balor tenses his body showing off his stupidly perfect ten-pack.
  • I loved the Street Profits interviewing themselves on the street while pretending to be random people. Funny stuff.
  • Not sure what I disliked more about the women’s match: Shayna Baszler no selling Kairi Sane’s offence, or the fact Baszler made Kairi tap out.
  • Seriously, stop giving Almas the microphone. He isn’t good. Just let Zelina Vega do all the talking.
  • Aleister Black vs Killian Dain should be a pretty good match.

That’s all for this edition of WRR! Let me know when you thought of this week’s shows. Feedback is welcomed too! Thanks for reading and I’ll see you next week!

Weekly Rassling Rundown 19 – 21 Feb

Welcome to this week’s Weekly Rassling Rundown. I’ve decided to stick to last week’s formula permanently as it’s much quicker for me to write and easier for everyone to digest. That being said, let’s dive into this week’s WWE Raw, SmackDown, and NXT shows!

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Welcome everyone, to Monday Night RAW!
  • When I found out all seven competitors in the Elimination Chamber match would be going against one another in a gauntlet match, I was worried we’d see six very quick matches. Instead, we were treated to a solid two-hour wrestling block! Solid from start to finish.
  • The gauntlet match would’ve been just a bit better if something were on the line for the winner of the gauntlet like, oh I don’t know, winning the chance to come out last at Elimination Chamber?
  • Judging by Seth Rollins’ new “Monday Night Rollins” t-shirt, I’m guessing he’ll be staying put on Raw after this year’s roster shake up.
  • Judging the “Burn It Down” chant, I’m guessing the people of Phoenix are big fans of arson. Maybe Rollins should change his nickname from “The Architect” to “The Arsonist”.
  • Good to see WWE finally named Rollins’ knee finisher, although a bit too late now he’s using the Curb Stomp again. Instead of calling it “Revolution Knee”, WWE should’ve named it “V-Maker” or “Rain-Trigger” just to annoyed NJPW fans.
  • If there’s one thing I’ve learn from watching NJPW it’s that if you wrestle with your t-shirt on, you’re not taking the match seriously. I’m looking at you, John Cena.
  • Cena’s gotten more sluggish in his matches. The belly-to-back suplexes he delivered were worse than Bayley’s.
  • Michael Cole makes mention of Triple H being “the only man” to wrestle for over an hour on Raw. This would mean he’d have to be wrestling against someone else, which means there would be two people who have that honour. I wonder who *cough Chris Benoit cough* that might be?
  • Rollins picking up the win against Cena was both shocking and awesome. Props to Rollins for going over an hour and wrestling three different people.
  • In a backstage interview, Cena says Rollins only has to focus on his wrestling career, but Cena has lots of other things he has to deal with. Yes, Cena implied he lost because he’s a very busy person. Maybe Cena should just quit wrestling and go work on his failing movie career.
  • Good to see Elias is improving in the ring, especially with the push he’s received lately.
  • If I were The Miz, I’d just get myself disqualified so I wouldn’t have to face Braun Strowman. This is something Miz realises after beating Balor.
  • Michael Cole laughs about the time Strowman hurled him into a group of security guards. He wasn’t laughing when Brock Lesnar destroyed him a few years ago.
  • Coles mentioned repeatedly throughout the gauntlet match that the winner of Elimination Chamber will be going on to main event WrestleMania. I’m guessing Shinsuke Nakamura and AJ Styles will be opening the PPV.
  • JEFF JARRETT IS GETTING INDUCTED INTO THE WWE HALL OF FAME?! Seriously, when they played the video package both my housemate and I almost died in shock.
  • Asuka shouldn’t be allowed to speak on the microphone for that long. Her English isn’t that good. Triple H knew this in NXT so her time on the microphone was very minimum.
  • Nia Jax still thinks she’s going to beat Asuka.
  • The Bar face off against Titus Worldwide (again) and get up losing to them in an upset (again).
  • “Titus and Apollo gel well together,” said Corey Graves. The commentator spoke too soon, as Titus and Apollo would proceed to botch a basic double Irish whip into the ropes. “Well, starting to gel at the very least.”
  • Please let this Bray Wyatt/Matt Hardy feud end at Elimination Chamber.
  • The Women’s 6-Man Tag was a mess of a match. If this is how the six women work together, their match at Elimination Chamber is going to be a disaster.


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Welcome to SmackDown – The Land of Opportunity!
  • WWE Champion AJ Styles gives Renee Young a tour of the ring and the surrounding area as if he were trying to sell her a house. He has a promising career in real estate once his wrestling career is over.
  • AJ jokes about Kevin Owens looking great after having his boil (Sami Zayn) removed from his back. In truth, Owens does look good. He appears to be losing weight and is getting in better shape.
  • Thanks Shane McMahon for reminding us we’re in Phoenix, Arizona.
  • The crowd is finally over Shane. Time for Shane to disappear for another five years again so he can come back to a “Holy Sh*t” chant like he did last time.
  • This stupid, pointless, SmackDown Top 10 List is still being talked about! The only list that should ever receive this must airtime is Chris Jericho’s.
  • Jinder Mahal comes out saying he has big dirt on WWE US Champion Bobby Roode. The big dirt? Jinder reveals “Bobby’s Top 10 list” where Roode allegedly ranked himself as number one as well as removing Randy Orton from the list. Yes, this is an actual promo.
  • No RKO Outta Nowhere after Jinder’s dragged out segment.
  • Shane books Roode vs Orton for the US Title at Fastlane, because Orton accepted Roode’s challenge last week but Jinder prevented the match from happening. Daniel Bryan disagrees. For once, Shane’s judgement makes a bit of sense.
  • SmackDown’s 6-Women Tag Team match was much better than Raw’s 6-Women Tag Team match.
  • WWE SmackDown Women’s Champion Charlotte Flair will be defending her title against Ruby at Fastlane. I saw this coming and I’m totally cool with it. We should get a really good match out of the two.
  • Sami Zayn is totally setting Kevin Owens for a screw job. I can’t wait for it.
  • New Day gets yet another shot at the WWE SmackDown Tag Team Titles. Joy…
  • Seriously, will the Bludgeon Brothers destroying tag teams ever get old? No, it never will.
  • “You can’t beat me!” said Baron Corbin to AJ Styles. AJ promptly beats Corbin in a moment that my housemate described as “a scene from the Power Rangers”.
  • The lack of Shinsuke Nakamura (again) disturbs me.
  • The lack of Rusev Day (AGAIN) disturbs me more.


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Meanwhile, at NXT…
  • I keep forgetting No Way Jose is still in NXT.
  • Stop teasing Velveteen Dream vs. Tyler Bate and give us the damn match already!
  • Good to see the Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic is back.
  • Johnny Gargano and Andrade “Cien” Almas put on yet another good match. The ending was surprising as I thought Johnny would’ve won via DQ.
  • It sucks to see Johnny leave NXT. No doubt he’ll be 205 Live bound, which will make me want to watch the show.
  • By costing Johnny his career in NXT, Tommaso Ciampa will never be cheered by an NXT crowd again.

That’s all for this edition of WRR! Let me know when you thought of this week’s shows. Feedback is welcomed too! Thanks for reading and I’ll see you next week!

Weekly Rassling Rundown 12 – 14 Feb

Welcome to this week’s Weekly Rassling Rundown. As mentioned in my NJPW Melbourne review, I’m going to be making this week’s rundown a quick one. Let’s not waste any time and dive right into it!

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Welcome everyone, to Monday Night RAW!
  • For some reason, Michael Cole tells us John Cena is really annoyed about his loss last week. Not sure why he’s the one annoyed. It should be Braun since Elias stole the win.
  • Cena’s newest t-shirt coincidently matches the WrestleMania sign. Cena going to Mania confirmed.
  • Cena tells us WrestleMania is a very important event, especially for new superstars so they can make a lasting impact. Of course, Cena still wants to bury all the new talent and headline WrestleMania yet again.
  • Kurt Angle agrees with Cena to add a “loser enters the Elimination Chamber first” situation in his impromptu match against The Miz. Cena, naturally, makes up for his loss last week with a win.
  • Cena’s happy to not be entering first but there’s still a chance he could enter second, which means he’ll STILL be starting off the match regardless.
  • Angle’s still getting worse on a live mic. At least he remembered the name of the Elimination Chamber match at Elimination Chamber.
  • I swear I heard The Young Bucks shout “F*ck The Revival” when Dash & Dawson beat The Club.
  • Kurt Angle’s announcement that Ronda Rousey’s Raw contract signing will take place at Elimination Chamber gets boos from the crowd. Looks like Rhonda’s going to be taking the spotlight away from another women’s first match.
  • Also, it’s never explained as to why Ronda is going to Raw considering Asuka was Raw’s most recent signing. I’m guessing working on Tuesdays doesn’t appeal to Ronda.
  • When telling people Jason Jordan is going to be out for a while with a severe neck injury, (legit, not fake), the crowd cheers and starts a yes chant. Angle turns on the crowd (legit, not fake) for cheering about the news of a wrestler being injured. Good on Angle. I don’t care if a wrestler is liked or disliked – an injury can be career threating and even life threating.
  • Get well soon, Jason Jordan.
  • Seth Rollins comes out and gets himself into the qualifying match for the final spot in the Elimination Chamber. How? Angle said he doesn’t call the shots, it was the WWE fans who do. Angle forgot less than an hour earlier, HE made the call with the Cena/Miz match stipulation.
  • I’m guessing Angle’s being nice to Seth for him playing with his son lately.
  • Bayley & Sasha finally get to have a good match. Nia comes out after to destroy them. She still thinks she can beat Asuka. Everyone laughs.
  • Roman Reigns thinks Cesaro’s teeth were broken due to him running into the Shield. They were broken by the ring post, proving both Reigns wrong and that it’s the ring post is the hardest part of the ring, not the ring apron.
  • The crowd was that into the Roman Reigns/Sheamus match they were chanting “Rusev Day”.
  • Mandy Rose wants to be referred to as Lex Luger, sorry I mean the “Total Package”.
  • Braun Strowman interrupting Elias by playing a gigantic upright bass was amazing. By play, I mean breaking the strings with a single stroke. Braun then annihilating Elias by smashing the bass over his back then topped this. Seriously, if this doesn’t top the Raw 30 Year Best Of list in 5 years, I’ll quit watching Raw all together.
  • Braun also has a good singing voice.
  • Ivory is getting inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. Good on her!
  • The Fatal 5-Way match was great. The desperation from all five wrestlers was clear and the match wasn’t dull at all. Fast paced with lots of action. Interesting finish with both Seth Rollins and Finn Balor getting the double pin.
  • The suspense leading up to next week to find out what’s going to happen is going to be killing you, right? Wrong. On Facebook right after Raw, Kurt Angle tells Rollins and Balor they’re both are going into the Elimination Chamber match.
  • Looks like we’ll be getting a new chamber. Or will three people start off instead of two? I’d say tune into Raw next week to find out, but I’m sure WWE will just inform us via Twitter. Or Snapchat. Or Instagram.


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Welcome to SmackDown – The Land of Opportunity!
  • Baron Corbin, someone who has been unimpressive over the past several months, and Dolph Ziggler, the former WWE United States Champion who vacated the title and left SmackDown 2 months ago, somehow have a match where the winner will join Sami Zayn, Kevin Owens and WWE World Heavyweight Champion AJ Styles in a Fatal 4-Way. Why do they get this opportunity? Because Shane McMahon’s a moron.
  • Owens and Zayn beat the crap out of both Corbin and Ziggler, cancelling their match. This makes me worried as immediately I assume Shane will just now kick the two out of match and replace them with Corbin and Ziggler.
  • For some reason Charlotte brings Becky Lynch and Naomi out during her match against Sara Logan, despite Charlotte being totally fine last week when the Riott Squad were at ringside. I guess this is Becky and Naomi’s reward for making that God-awful SmackDown 10 Top list last week.
  • The Charlotte/Sara Logan match was good. Two down, one to go.
  • “You don’t headbutt a Samoan, and you don’t chop a Flair.” Corey Graves, 2018.
  • My fears of Owens and Zayn being dropped from the title picture are put at ease when Shane arranges singles matches between Corbin and Owens and Zayn and Ziggler. If Corbin and Ziggler, they get added to the title match. If Owens or Zayn interfere in either match, they get removed.
  • For some reason, Shane tells Daniel Bryan that Corbin and Ziggler are worthy for a title shot. Why? Because Shane McMahon’s a moron.
  • The commentators mention the SmackDown Top 10 list. Please note Corbin and Ziggler, two people who Shane said are “worthy of a main title shot”, aren’t on this list that’s meant to help determine who gets title shots.
  • Bobby Roode calls out Randy Orton and invites him to take part in an open challenge for the WWE U.S Championship. Jinder Mahal also invites himself. Jinder proceeds to give Orton crap about being ranked ninth on a list that Orton and every WWE fan doesn’t care about.
  • RKO outta nowhere that everyone saw coming!
  • There’s a New Day segment involving pancakes and eating pancakes. The crowd doesn’t care. Chad Gable & Shelton Benjamin come out to interrupt. The crowd still doesn’t care. They only care when Gable says pancakes suck.
  • The Bludgeon Brothers finally use their big Super Mario hammers to smash a TV.
  • Baron defeats Owens in a surprisingly good match. Ziggler defeats Zayn in a really good match. We now have a Fatal 5-Way at the Fastlane PPV in 4 weeks for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship.
  • The lack of both AJ Styles and Shinsuke Nakamura disturbs me.
  • The lack of Rusev Day disturbs me more.


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Meanwhile, at NXT…
  • Pete Dunne has a great match against Roderick Strong.
  • Looks like Aleister Black is going to clash with Killian Dain for a future shot at the NXT Championship.
  • TM61’s ring attire now incorporates AFL-like jerseys.
  • Thank you Kairi Sane for ending the Ember Moon/Shayna Baszler match. Baszler still looks uninterested and can’t sell any moves Ember throws at her.
  • If Baszler is still bad despite being in pro-wrestling for a few years, I can’t help but think what Ronda Rousey going to be like in the ring with no prior experience…

That’s all for this very quick edition of WRR! Let me know when you thought of this week’s shows. Feedback is welcomed too! Thanks for reading and I’ll see you next week!

Weekly Rassling Rundown 5 – 11 Feb (Part 1)

Welcome to the first edition of Weekly Rassling Rundown (WRR)! Every week I’ll be looking back at the three main shows of WWE: Raw, SmackDown, and NXT. WRR will be posted in two parts, the first focusing on Raw (because it’s 3 hours long) and the second focusing on SmackDown and NXT (because together they’re almost 3 hours long).

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Welcome everyone, to Monday Night RAW!

We start the night off with a Bray Wyatt promo. Bray reminds us the Elimination Chamber was where he won the WWE World Heavyweight Championship last year, which then reminded me of when Randy Orton proceeded to beat him for the title at WrestleMania a month later.

Which then reminded me of that horrendous House of Horrors match between Bray and Orton. The fridge should’ve won!

Bray tells us his opponent, Roman Reigns, is a failure and longs to be put out of his misery. Roman counters by informing the audience what the real meaning of the word “failure” means, suggesting the definition found in the Oxford Dictionary has been incorrect this whole time.

Match 1: Roman Reigns def. Bray Wyatt via pinfall to qualify for the 4th spot in the Elimination Chamber. Good match between the two as always. The crowd boos Roman at the start (as they always do) but warms up and cheers him at the end (as they always do). Throughout the match Matt “Not-Broken” Hardy watches on while showing off his overly bleached teeth. Post-match Matt appears and hits Bray with a Twist of Faith.

Seriously, what’s so good about this Woken/Broken/Demon Barber of Fleet Street gimmick?

I’m not sure. So far, I’m not a fan of it. Maybe it’ll grow on me but right now, it’s just Matt Hardy either snarling, laughing stupidly, and mispronouncing words. I’ve never seen the gimmick in TNA but people have told me it was much better over there. Time will tell.


You forgot an important part of Raw – Michael Cole telling us the announce table has finally been put back after Braun Strowman flipped it.

Oh yes that’s right! The portable stage where the announce table sits upon that was flipped over by Braun Strowman has finally been fixed. Yes, it took the WWE crew an entire week to put back the stage THAT WAS FLIPPED AT THE START OF THE SHOW LAST WEEK! Seriously?! Is it THAT difficult to have like five people push it back over and set it back up on the same night it was flipped? Did they have to wait until they went to a new arena to put the announce table back together again?

Backstage Jason Jordan-Angle is having a chat with Seth “Freakin’” Rollins. Seth basically tells Jason to stop being a pussy and work as a team tonight against The Bar. This is the last chance Seth will get at the Raw Tag Team Titles, something which is repeated at least 50 times by the commentators.

Match 2: Finn Balor & Karl Anderson def. The Revival via pinfall. The match was supposed to be Balor vs Dash and/or Dawson, but the Revival challenged the Demon King to a tag team match. Ok match between the two teams. This should slowly help build up Balor Club as well as The Revival in the long run by giving them some more exposure.

Hey Bayley and Sasha, can you both stop being BBFs now and go back to putting on Takeover: Brooklyn-like matches again?

Sasha Banks is in the locker-room watching her loss against Asuka from last week. Bayley comes in and the two have a chat about Asuka. Sasha’s plan is to win the Raw Women’s Title at Elimination Chamber, then go on to beat Asuka at WrestleMania.

A bit hard to do if Asuka decides to face the SmackDown Women’s Champion instead.

Bayley says she wants to do the same thing. Sasha says Bayley isn’t good enough, but Bayley responds by saying she’s good enough to beat Sasha.

Match 3: Cedric Alexander & Mustafa Ali def. Tony Nese & Drew Gulak via pinfall. Basic Cruiserweight match in a division which is finally getting back on track. Or should I say, being what it always should’ve been.

Little Miss Blissed Off.

Raw GM Kurt Angle comes out to announce that at Elimination Chamber the participants in the first ever women’s…

The first ever women’s…

The first ever women’s… Elimination Chamber match! Yes, Angle forgot the name of the match. Here’s a clue Kurt – IT’S THE SAME NAME AS THE PAY-PER-VIEW! Each week it seems like Angle is getting worse at live promos. It was the same with Mick Foley towards the end of his run as Raw GM. Maybe it’s a sign…

I’ll give it to Kurt though, he is NAILING those pre-taped backstage segments.

Especially the one later in the show. Anyway, Angle finally goes on to tell us Alexa Bliss will defend her Raw Women’s Championship against Bayley, Mandy Rose, Sonya Deville, Mickie James, and Sasha Banks. At this point I ask: Why the HELL isn’t Nia Jax in the match?! This would be PERFECT for someone like her.

Never fear, Kurt Angle is here!

Angle informs us Nia will face Asuka in a singles match at Elimination Chamber and if Nia wins, she’ll go on to WrestleMania with Asuka to face the Women’s Champion?!

What?! How’s that even possible?!

Why would Angle do this?! What was the damn point of the Women’s Royal Rumble to begin with if you’re just going to hand out WrestleMania opportunities like that?!

The point of the Women’s Royal Rumble was for Rhonda Rousey to overshadow the entire women’s division by pointing at the WrestleMania sign – DUH!

Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss storms down to the ring. Alexa complains about having to defend her title in the Elimination Chamber, while Brock gets to sit at home and do nothing. Angle replies by telling Alexa she lasted defended the title at TLC in October 2017.

Holy crap, it’s been THAT long?!

Alexa puts the blame entirely on Angle for not booking her in any title defence matches because, you know, that’s his job. To be fair Alexa, Brock is a part-timer and only defends his title whenever he wants, like once every four months or so.

Somebody call WWE President Jack Tunney! We gotta couple of titles that haven’t been defended in 30 days over here!

Alexa starts pulling the “sexist” card on Angle and the crowd starts turning on her. Angle asks the crowd if they want to see Alexa in the Elimination Chamber and they both cheer and boo. Their response confuses Angle who repeats the question and again, this time the crowd appears uninterested. Angle’s theme music quickly hits to wrap up this segment going down quicker than the Titanic.

Alexa would’ve been 100% right had it not been for the fact that Brock is a part-time wrestler. If he never defended his title as a full-time wrestler, she would’ve had every right to complete. And speaking of part-time wrestlers…

Boo this man!

John Cena is backstage talking about how he looks forward to burying more future talent at the Elimination Chamber so he can part-time headline WrestleMania with another part-time wrestler. Joy.

Match 4: Asuka def. Bayley via submission. Another ok match between the two. Oh, and remember how Bayley forgot about wrestling Asuka? Michael Cole reminds us of how Bayley lost twice to the Empress of Tomorrow. Thanks Cole!

The Bar tell us they’re going to enjoy beating the crap out of Jason Jordan and Seth Rollins.

Match 5: The Miz def. Apollo Crews to qualify for the 5th spot in the Elimination Chamber. The match between the two was good. I’d like to see these two go at it on a PPV with Miz’s Intercontinental Title on the line. I like The Miz (because he’s awesome) but I think he shouldn’t be in the Elimination Chamber.

Wait, wasn’t The Miz complaining a few months ago about how the IC Title is NEVER defended on PPVs?

I guess it’s different when you’re fighting for a shot for the WWE Universal Title.

We go backstage where Seth runs into Jason Jordan and his daddy, Kurt Angle. Apparently, Jason’s got some injuries (AGAIN?!) and can’t complete. Luckily, Roman Reigns was in the right place at the right time. The Shield walk off, and Jason just stares and smiles really, REALLY creepily.

He must get that from his papi.

Match 6: The Bar def. The Shield via DQ to retain the Raw Tag Team Titles. Match of the night. Great work from all four guys. The finish comes when Jason Jordan, who was meant to be injured, comes out and tries to stop Cesaro and Sheamus. Cesaro throws a punch, so Jason blocks it and punches both men.

The referee calls for the bell. The Bar retain by DQ. Seth can never have another Raw Tag Team Title shot again. He’s banned. Him, his children and his children’s children… For three months.

You dun goofed, Jason Jordan-Angle!

Braun Strowman is backstage. He says Cena and Elias are gonna get his hands tonight. Enough said.

Angry CrossFit Jesus, I mean Seth Rollins, is mad at Jason Jordan. So mad that he calls him a “son of a bitch” on a PG13 rated show. Angle agrees with Seth and yells at his son to go home because he’s been a very bad boy. Angle was so good at being an angry dad, for a second I thought I was the one being told off.

Aww… I kinda feel sorry for the bastard.

Match 7: Nia Jax destroys Female Jobber. After the match, Nia tells Asuka she’s the only woman who the Empress of Tomorrow can’t beat?

Didn’t Nia Jax face Asuka in NXT?

Yeah, she has… at least twice! The first time Asuka nearly kicked Nia’s head off! Are Asuka’s kicks that powerful she’s causing serious brain damage?

Maybe they should refer to her as the Empress of Amnesia.

Match 8: Mickie James def. Sonya Deville via pinfall. Ok match with Sonya showcasing some good offence. It would’ve been nice to see her pick up the win, but the real story came after the match. Sonya and her Absolution friends, Mandy Rose and Paige, beat down Mickie James. Out comes Alexa Bliss to save Mickie. The commentators tell everyone repeatedly they’re very confused.

Why did Alexa save Mickie? It makes no sense. They’re facing each other at Elimination Chamber soon.

I know, right? Why would Alexa want to save Mickie? I mean, it’s not like Alexa’s the type of person to use other people to her advantage, right? WRONG! Alexa’s done this before with Nia! Now she’s doing it to Mickie, who she’s used before as well last year when they were on SmackDown! Mickie won’t remember this because what happens on SmackDown, stays on SmackDown.


Match 9: Elias def. John Cena & Braun Strowman to enter last in the Elimination Chamber. Good match from the three men. Braun beats down Elias and Cena. Elias and Cena team up and beat the crap out of Braun, including Elias smashing his guitar across Braun’s back, and Cena hitting an AA on the steel steps to the Monster Among Men.

After which we had the pleasure of listening to Michael Cole act like Cena has never hit an AA on anyone the size of Braun Strowman before.

Elias and Cena battled one another in the ring for a bit, then Braun comes in and Elias bails. Braun hits a big powerslam on Cena, Elias shoves Braun out of the ring and then Elias PINS CENA! I honestly thought Cena was going to some how get another pointless win so he can enter last at Elimination Chamber so we can forget how sluggish he’s been lately.

After the match, Braun repeatedly powerslams John Cena and Elias to end 3 hours of Raw.

For SmackDown & NXT, please head over to Part 2 of this week’s WRR!